Been workin' lately.

Been pretty good so far.

Comin' home this weekend for my birthday and stuff. So see how that goes. I want to buy a new phone, because I really need one. Thinking about an iphone, that should be fun.

I see you there. Trollin' around.

You cannot be unseen.

Super Santa

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 1 in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house.

THEY DONE, SON.

Bahahah! His Dissertation got released! It is pretty bad...honestly. It was more of a tl;dr sorta thing, but I will attach it here as a mirror and google thing for other people that want it.

Trying to update stuff...going more minimalist and shit.

So yeah.

Oh shit exam in 5 hours.

I should really just remake this or some shit...

I am back in Waterloo.

I guess I should put some garbage on here. I brought my server with my to Waterloo, an set it up yesterday. I hate routers. They just make things unnecessarily difficult.

Anyway. I am doing classes, some of them seem interesting enough. But all of them are slower than what I would like, but hey, I am not even through the first week so meh.

My room is large, my desk is large also. Having so much room is nice, because you can actually walk around in it as opposed to my last place in Waterloo

Umm. End Transmission.

Why is there so many people on here!

My server died, and what I am calling my server was a nearly 10-year-old PIII desktop, which I turned into a server.

It was in bad shape, it was breaking down when we REPLACED IT. Either the ram was messed up, or the motherboard was hanging by a thread, but while I was at Waterloo it finally just turned off and didn't turn back on.

So this was kinda a win win, we got my aunt a new compu, a good one. I got her old dell. I know, it is a dell, but it is still like, 3 times better than the old server. I think the old specs were 1 GHz, 1GB of RAM?, blah blah OLD AS CRAP. Nuff said.

It took a long time to get this shit into the dell, hard drive transfer almost worked, until I tried to update to SP2 on Windows 2003 server, then the network connections DISAPPEARD, and all hell broke loose on the machine.